1. |
I'm an Ex-Masturbator
03:42
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Ex Masturbator
Jesus came to see me late last night
He said it's time for you to do what's right.
Turn your face away from temptation
And focus on the Father, Ghost and Son
I thought about the things he said
The seem to make good sense
I’ll dedicate my life to Christ
And I'll be pure again
So now I'm passing on what I have Learned
Hey!
I ain't gonna wank no more
I'm an ex masturbator
Jesus told me i should spread the word
and share in all the wondrous things i heard
and so i’m begging you to listen in
and promise me you’ll give up all your sins
i’m talking directly to you
i know that you can hear
So turn your back on beastliness
The benefits are clear
and now it's time for you
to take that pledge
Chorus
You ain't gonna wank no more
You go blind
You lose your mind
get hairy palms and twisted spines
its unclean
to yank peen
You gotta squirt that sperm inside
and when you ding the devil’s
doorbell
next thing you know you’re sliding
straight to hell
so let’s all sing along
as one
Hey!
we ain't gonna wank no more
Cos we're all ex masturbators
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2. |
Bitchslap!
01:43
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Bitchslap!
So what's the matter with you people today?
Spend every weekend's like the walking dead
You’re sat at home watching X Factor shite
You should be coming out and dancing instead
I wanna go to every boozer in town
I'm gonna throw myself all over the floor
And when it's dawn if you’re still in your bed
I'm coming up and banging on your door
And giving you a
BITCH SLAP
We're taking it back
You don't deserve the weekend if you spend it on your back
You need a
BITCH SLAP
I'm on the attack
So get up off your arse and drag yourself to the Tap
Oh Yeah (×8)
If we don't use them then we're losing them all
And then you might as well just stay in your bed
And if I could I'd spend my life in the pub
There'd be a band on every night till I'm dead
I wanna play in every boozer in town
I wanna run around all over the stage
And when it's dawn if you’re still in your bed
I'm coming round and screaming in your face
And giving you a
BITCH SLAP
We're taking it back
You don't deserve a weekend if you spend it on your back
You need a
BITCH SLAP
I'm on the attack
So get up off your arse and drag yourself to the Tap
Oh Yeah
Oh yeah, etc.
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3. |
My Boss is a C.U.N.T.
02:20
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My Boss is a Cunt
Verse
E
I should have left work an hour ago but I'm still here
D. AA. EE
I should be in the pub working on my 19th beer
A D
But shit for brains came over and gave me all this crap to clear
A E A EEEEE
My boss is a cunt
Chorus
D A x 2
My boss is a cunt x 2
D AA G#G# F#
My boss is a cunt
D E
Oohhhhh ohhhhhhh
Verse
When your shift is over and you're heading for the door
He's the kind of cunt who calls you back and gives you some more
Now I'm doing twice as much as I get paid for
My boss is a cunt
Chorus
My boss is a cunt
Mid 8
D A
They treat you like a fucking slave
B D
You'll work from cradle to your grave
D A
And if you ever dare complain
B
They'll just replace you with
BBBBBBBBBBBB
Someone more poor and desperate
Chorus
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4. |
Keep Calm!
02:34
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We are THE PAPASHANGOS.
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